Why?

While I was raiding Gizmodo's wealth of soon-to-be and could-be advances in technology, I noticed that we've taken a bit of a step back when I saw the Male Pattern Baldness Mouse Pad. I don't really understand. It's not ironic, witty, or prudent. Typically, a mouse pad functions as a venue for images of things people enjoy - a sandy beach, their alma-mater's mascot, a picture of their family, etc. Sometimes they're funny. But very rarely are they as arbitrary or lame as the Male Pattern Baldness Mouse Pad. I'm not insulted or angry - I'm simply confused. Why did someone think of this? Thank you, Hoopla.

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