Fantastic and hysterical hair loss solution

I love the Internet, I really do. It delivers to me every bit of information I want, and allows me to stumble upon every bit of information that I want but don't know I want until it grazes my inquisitive mind. Ok, I just confused myself. You know what else confuses me? How people think they can catch bears — and not only catch them, but ring them dry of their "grease" for the purpose of hair restoration. Here's a list of miracle cures that includes bear grease, among many other ridiculous remedies:

1. Bear grease. In the Old Testament, the second book of Kings, Chapter Two, the prophet Elisha tried to cure baldness by applying bear grease to his head.

2. Snake “soup.” A popular remedy prescribed by first-century physicians. “Boil snakes and rub the broth into bald areas.”

3. Estrogen. In the 1980s, doctors found that the female hormone estrogen rubbed on a man’s scalp could produce hair. Unfortunately, there were numerous female-type side effects, including the possibility of changing baritones into sopranos.

4. Hair In A Can. The brainchild of one Ron Popiel (remember him?), this was a can of spray dye that colored your scalp. It worked best on thinning hair, making it look like you had a full head of hair, but only from a distance.

5. ‘The Zoo’ approach. “Mix the fat of a lion, a hippopotamus, a crocodile, a cat and a serpent, and apply to the bald area”.

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