Does hair loss cause anti-semetic outbreaks?

Every day I scan the Internet for any news, articles and research related to hair loss and hair restoration, so you don't have to. Just in case you were wondering where I am coming up with all these news articles from all over the world. Well, today I ran across an editorial in the Philadelphia News which explored the possibilty that Mel Gibson's misbehavior around Malibu police offers might be directly correlated to his hair loss.

Here's what Baird Jones had to say in  Howard Gensler | This guard dog's got some bite.

...according to hair restoration expert Leo Benjamin, Jr., Mel's outburst was not due as much to his alcoholism (or irrational, deep-seated hatred) as it was to the fact that he's going bald.

Benjamin, who runs Adrian's Hair Center, in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., claims Mel's slurs are typical of a man who is starting to lose his hair.

Ok, this would explain why I got permanently expelled from the Portland Advertising Federation's softball league for throwing my bat at the umpire's mother in the stands.